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Jack (Kerr Smith), Dawson (James Van Der Beek) and Joey (Katie Holmes)

“Hey! Extra in the Sweater! Eyes on the fucking boat!”

This week we have a mystery to solve.  A crime has been committed at Capeside High, and Principal Skinner. along with Mitch the All-Father, are going to find out who dunnit.  The boys all get questioned and flash-backed, and the girls just kinda… flit through the scenes and collect their paychecks.  It’s a sausage-fest noir thriller!  Also, your hosts make some jokes and provide some biting political commentary about the impending police state that they are totally 100% qualified to make.  And that’s what you tune in for, right?  Yeesh.

Here’s a link to the article mentioned at the beginning of the show.